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Byron Foghorn awoke to the sound of his neighbor playing Led Zeppelin and doing some sort of exercise.
He looked at the alarm clock it was 10:00 a.m. His head throbbed as he looked at the empty bottle of cheap vodka that he had polished off the night before. The taste of the potato based poison rested heavily on his tongue.
He picked up the letter from Jim and read it again, hoping that the words had changed.
Although I love you and have enjoyed our years together, I must tell you that I can’t see you anymore. I have decided to run for Senate and I cannot run the risk of indulging in our “game” any longer, it would be too risky.
I am putting my fate in the hands of GOD. I have enclosed a token of my appreciation which should help sustain you for the next several months. I will give you a job recommendation if you need one.
Byron put the letter down and went to the bathroom where he threw up. He took a shower, brushed his teeth and looked in the mirror.
“I am middle aged,” he said.
He sat down at his computer and went to Craigslist. He placed yet another ad for his life coaching services. He decided he would go over to the office and take a few selfies sitting behind the desk. He chose a nice shirt and a sweeter vest.
He climbed into the tasteful grey sedan and sat there for a moment. The 720 bus rolled by and he remembered riding it during those early days in Los Angeles. He wondered if he could go back to it. Three months; he had three months to make a whole new life for himself.
He drove straight down Santa Monica Boulevard until he came to a parking garage with a good rate. He walked over to the virtual office and got into the elevator. He felt a little scared as the elevator struggled to get to the third floor.
He arrived safely and began setting up his camera to take a selfie that would not look like a selfie. He took several shots of himself and sat at the desk for a moment wondering what to do.
He knew that one of the men who shared the office with was a publicist, he wondered if he could work out something for a discounted rate. He wondered if there might be a business card in the desk. He began looking through the desk drawers. He found a ruler, a bag of pens and all three door signs. All of a sudden he felt a sharp bite on his finger. He withdrew his hand to find a tiny man wearing a white shirt and black pants attached to his finger.
He shook his hand and screamed the tiny waiter fell to the floor.
“Hey what’s going on out there,” a tiny voice from inside the desk asked.
“Hey Sam are you okay,” another tiny voice asked.
Byron’s knees went weak and he collapsed. When he opened his eyes there were three tiny waiters standing on his chest.
“He’s alive,” one of them said.
“Get off my chest please. “
The waiters complied and Byron sat up.
“Who are you?”
“We might ask you the same question, this is supposed to be a psychotherapist office.”
“It’s a virtual office that I share with two other guys. I’m a like coach. Who or better yet what are you? “We’re repressed memories. We were living in this woman’s head, but we got vacuumed out we were gonna make a break for it, but we didn’t really think it through the stairs are too high for us and we can’t reach the elevator button. “
“I see,” Byron said, assuming he was dreaming.
“My name is Sam, this is Artie and Fred. Look, we are very hungry. Could you go buy us a sandwich?”
Byron went to a local deli where he purchased two pastrami sandwiches and two cokes. He decided that this strange episode he was having might be a sign that he should get some help. He wondered what the psychotherapist who shared his office charged. He stopped by the liquor store for a bottle of scotch.
He returned to the office and watched as the waiters devoured the sandwich. Afterwards the four men sat drinking scotch out of the soda bottle caps and talking.
“So what kind of oppressed memories are you guys? Why was she oppressing you? “
The waiters all looked at each other and chuckled.
“Well, this chick was kinda fat and homely, or at least she was when she was 16. She came into our restaurant and we were all daring each other to ask her out. She heard and her parents heard, we’ve been in her head ever since,” Sam said.
“What are you going to do now,” Byron asked.
“I’ figure I’m small enough to live anywhere I want.” Fred said. I’m going to Beverly Hills.”
“Well, I always wanted to be an actor, “Sam said. “But I doubt there are many roles for someone my size.
“That’s a defeatist attitude, Sam” Byron said.
“It’s a realistic attitude.” Artie said.
“Not really,” Byron said. “What you have to do is identify your advantage in this situation.”
Byron looked at the men and realized he had their attention; an Idea began to form in his head.