I ran down Van Nuys Blvd to the train station in the sweltering heat. I noticed my purse was still the small red one I’d been carrying when I left and the same $75.00 was still in it. I checked the bills and found that one of the twenties was from 2014. I tried it in the fare machine and miraculously it worked a day ticket and fifteen dollar coins spat out at me.
When I got off the train I bought a copy of the newspaper the date was October 20, 2009
I rode the train to my old building in Beverly Hills and ran up the stairs to my old apartment. As I was on my way up the stairs I realized I no longer had the key. I went to the management office and explained that I had lost my key, I was given a duplicate after signing a form saying I would pay $25 along with next month’s rent.
I walked up the stairs and opened the door to my former life. I had rented the apartment the year before. I couldn’t believe my good luck in finding an apartment for only $1000 a month in Beverly Hills I couldn’t believe the money I was making as a psychic.
It had started two years before that at a party. I was going through a rough time financially and I had been looking on Craigslist for ECT jobs when I came across an ad for a man who needed a psychic for a party. I called and told him I was a psychic and I would work his party for $100 plus tips.
I arrived at the fancy night club where the party was being held and stumbled through the first couple of readings. My third reading sat down at the table he was a tall thin man with a large nose feathered hair and a fake tan. He said he was trying to make a big business decision.
I told him that he had been an artist in a past life and a business man in another and that those two things were constantly in conflict. I asked him if his conflict had something to do with art and commerce.
“Yes, yes that’s it exactly,” he said.
“You should listen to your artistic side,” I had told him.
He said he would take my advice.
I worked at about a party a month for a year after that in addition to my phone survey job and selling my plasma. One night the same man came up to me and said that he had taken a chance and produced a pilot of a television show that had been picked up by a network. He wanted to thank me and he wanted to recommend me to all of his friends.
After that I was working three nights a week and making about $500 at each party. I took to Googling hosts and their Facebook friends so I would seem to know more about them; no one ever called me on it. I started to get a good reputation. I finally splurged and got the apartment.
Just after I signed the lease my old Honda died on me and I had to get a new used car to get to jobs and to keep up appearances. It was on October 21 of 2009 that I had bought a car that would prove to be an enormous pain in the ass and even something that would be responsible in part for my eventual downfall.
I sat at my old desk and turned on my old laptop. I checked my calendar and found that I had a party booked in Santa Monica that evening. My heart raced. All it said was the name Sampson and an address. I didn’t remember the party at all. I went to my email, but then I remembered I changed accounts and I didn’t remember my old password. I was asked a bunch of security questions and I finally got back in I searched for an email, but I couldn’t find anything. I went to Facebook and found that I was mercifully logged in. I scrolled though my messages, but there was nothing. I typed the name Sampson into my friends, and nothing came up. I looked for recently added friends and found four. I went to each of their pages and finally saw that a Chad Peterman had posted a party invitation featuring me as the entertainment. I breathed a sigh of relief and began to stalk the people who were invited to the part.
I took a shower with my old lilac scented soap, donned my gypsy outfit and headed to the door. I attempted to call a cab, but my phone wouldn’t work. I located my old phone sitting on my old coffee table. I sat in the back of the cab rehearsing my old line of bullshit in my head.